It’s simple. Freedom is a length of rope. God wants you to hang yourself with it.
Misha Collins > everyone
Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
Or the old “can you ask a manager?”
stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
remember when britney did the nazi salute on national television
So the other day we were in Physics class...
You had sex with April?
sam looking at dean immediately
that moment when you cannot tell whether Sam’s little head thing at the end is
"Are you serious?"
"DO YOU REALIZE DEAN IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE LOOK YOU MADE HIM JEALOUS."
But there’s such a big difference between Sam and deans reactions. Sam is like omg really? lol never thought that would happen and dean is like WTF thought you were saving yourself for me fuck you
yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist
Because one kills you instantly and the other slowly kills you a little bit everyday
"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"