z
zeldathemes
Honey you should see me in a crown
Hello and welcome to the world of fandom madness. I'm so, so sorry.
Misha Collins > everyone


1 2 3 4 5 »

It’s simple. Freedom is a length of rope. God wants you to hang yourself with it.

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

thatnormalcrazygirl:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?!?!?!

thatnormalcrazygirl:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?!?!?!

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

image

arodalc:

remember when britney did the nazi salute on national television 

arodalc:

remember when britney did the nazi salute on national television 

So the other day we were in Physics class...

The teacher has just told us to ask the person next to us questions about their summer and write down the answer.
Me: When you realised school was back on, on a scale from kitten attack to a character played by Sean Bean, how screwed were you?
Friend: A Steven Moffat character on a rooftop.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the single best conversation I have ever had the pleasure of participating in.

teamcheapwill:

secretly-mishacollins:

preparetobemildlyentertained:

You had sex with April?

sam looking at dean immediately 

that moment when you cannot tell whether Sam’s little head thing at the end is 

"Are you serious?"

or

"DO YOU REALIZE DEAN IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE LOOK YOU MADE HIM JEALOUS."

But there’s such a big difference between Sam and deans reactions. Sam is like omg really? lol never thought that would happen and dean is like WTF thought you were saving yourself for me fuck you

parisjemm:

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

Because one kills you instantly and the other slowly kills you a little bit everyday

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

image

detective-childs:

Doctor Who coming back like

detective-childs:

Doctor Who coming back like